I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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