is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize