you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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