and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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