Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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