all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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