Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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