I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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