so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
i think my cat just said my name.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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