Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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