Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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