Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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