...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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