Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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