have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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