They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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