I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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