She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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