wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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