okay pat passed out under dana's car
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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