i barfeds in our rink
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
is wine microwaveable?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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