I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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