You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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