Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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