Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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