I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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