And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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