A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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