ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
a search helicopter?!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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