Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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