Can Purell be used as lube?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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