That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I touched a dick in church today
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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