Dual....:-)
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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