She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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