woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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