Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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