**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I did not marry a roomba.
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