Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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