how can u be prego again
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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