i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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