I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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