Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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