Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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