Me too!
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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