This girl is more easily done than said...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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