They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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