no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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