Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's never too late to be topless.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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