He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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