eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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